Hopefully I Never Get Front Kicked In The Face, It Doesn't Look Fun

HOLY SMOKES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS HOW YOU SEND A UFC EVENT FROM THE PRELIMS TO THE MAIN CARD!

Magomed Ankalaev just kicked Dalcha Lungiambula into another dimension and, hold on…one second…I’m catching my breath…from writing their names…alright, I think I’m good…probably earned himself a $50,000 bonus in the process! This a surefire KO of the Year contender (although nothing will even come close to beating Masvidal’s flying knee) and one of the deadliest looking – AND SOUNDING – front kicks I’ve ever seen.

Ankalaev – the kick giver – is from Dagestan like Khabib, and his Twitter account is sorta hilarious…

“No thanks”, he says. Lungiambula – the kick receiver – on the other hand, has already posted a video montage of his trip to Moscow…

Kinda weird move! I guess I’m happy he’s alive and well, though, and functional enough to work the iMovie app. That’s always a good sign.

What a knockout!